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Writers' Club
Entries
Elephant
Nonsense
One fine
night, in the middle of the day
Two dead
elephants got up to pray
To Heaven
the prayers went, but Hell replied back
With "You're
coming down here 'cause you're too slack"
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Shaun Brennan
Going
Fishing
One fine
evening we went fishing.
We went
in a boat but my grandad lost his hat.
He dived
and got his hat and then swam down to catch some fish
We decided
this was a good spot to start fishing
We weren't
catching anything and then I got a bite. I hauled in my line.
I had
caught something huge.
I had
caught grandad. Everybody laughed.
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Adrian Laub
The Well
Known Juggler
Once upon
a time there was a well known clown. He loved to juggle forks.
One day
a fork landed on someone's head. 'OOPS!' said the clown.
Then he
found out the head belonged to a dummy.
The next
morning, the clown woke up to find that he had no body, but
instead he had a whale's flipper.
Since
he was a juggler, he swam to the sea and juggled for the fish.
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Paul Mallion
"Sucked
Into A Movie" (excerpt)
... We
finally decided that the only way home without any money was
by fax. They had just finished inventing the Okeydoky 2000
Fax Machine and they were testing it out that day. It was
at the Empire State Building.
Half an
hour later we were in the lift rocketing towards the top floor.
When we got there, there were at least 200 people in the room.
We pushed our way through to the front of the crowd to get
a glimpse of the Okeydoky Fax Machine. It was twice the size
of a regular fax machine and they were having a test in 5
minutes. There wasn't a soul in the room who wanted to test
the Okeydoky 2000 Fax Machine. I went up to the counter and
asked if I could try the Okeydoky 2000 Fax Machine. The person
at the counter then called out, 'Somebody want to try out
the new fax machine!' Everyone gasped ....
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Simon Mallion
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